{"id":15478,"date":"2025-10-21T20:18:37","date_gmt":"2025-10-21T20:18:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/negatius.biz\/?p=15478"},"modified":"2025-10-21T20:18:37","modified_gmt":"2025-10-21T20:18:37","slug":"in-the-yard-i-found-a-slimy-reddish-creature-that-emanated-an-unpleasant-smell-i-was-horrified-when-i-realized-that-it-was-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/negatius.biz\/?p=15478","title":{"rendered":"In the yard I found a slimy, reddish creature that emanated an unpleasant smell, I was horrified when I realized that it was"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"64\" data-end=\"382\"><strong data-start=\"64\" data-end=\"94\">It started with the smell.<\/strong><br data-start=\"94\" data-end=\"97\" \/>A sharp, metallic tang in the morning air \u2014 like rust mixed with rot. I was heading out to water the flowers when I froze. In the middle of my flowerbed, something red and glistening twisted among the daisies. It looked like slick tentacles pushing through the soil, alive and pulsing.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"384\" data-end=\"825\"><strong data-start=\"384\" data-end=\"416\">The odor was thick and sour.<\/strong><br data-start=\"416\" data-end=\"419\" \/>I backed away, pulled out my phone, and snapped a photo. Minutes later, I had an answer: <em data-start=\"508\" data-end=\"526\">Anthurus archeri<\/em>, or devil\u2019s fingers. Native to Australia and New Zealand, this fungus has spread worldwide, shocking gardeners. It grows inside a pale \u201cwitch\u2019s egg,\u201d then bursts open into crimson, finger-like arms coated in black slime. The smell mimics rotting flesh to lure flies, who carry its spores elsewhere.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"827\" data-end=\"1250\"><strong data-start=\"827\" data-end=\"862\">I was horrified\u2026 and impressed.<\/strong><br data-start=\"862\" data-end=\"865\" \/>Nature, using death\u2019s disguise to survive. Later, I showed the photo to my neighbor, a retired biology teacher. \u201cHarmless,\u201d she said. \u201cJust a traveler. Ugly as sin, but fascinating.\u201d I still couldn\u2019t touch it. That raw, fleshy red and corpse-like stench hit something primal. I avoided the patch for days. When I returned, the fungus had shriveled, leaving only disturbed earth behind.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1252\" data-end=\"1455\"><strong data-start=\"1252\" data-end=\"1297\">Some things in nature don\u2019t need tending.<\/strong><br data-start=\"1297\" data-end=\"1300\" \/>Not every strange thing in a garden wants to be fixed. The flowers grew back. But I still glance at that spot, half-expecting those red arms to rise again.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1457\" data-end=\"1579\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"><strong data-start=\"1457\" data-end=\"1501\">And strangely, part of me hopes they do.<\/strong><br data-start=\"1501\" data-end=\"1504\" \/>The devil\u2019s fingers can have that soil. 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