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One evening, Johnny walked into his parents\u2019 bedroom without knocking. His eyes widened, and he froze for a second before yelling at the top of his lungs,<\/p>\n

\u201cMom! Dad! The snake is in the bush and the headlights are on!\u201d<\/p>\n

His parents stared at each other in shock for half a second\u2014then burst out laughing so hard they could barely explain why Johnny needed to knock first.<\/p>\n

That night, they agreed on two things:<\/p>\n

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    Johnny\u2019s vocabulary lessons needed an update someday\u2026<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    And until then, doors would definitely stay locked.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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