Classic Grandad Moment at the Mall
Someone took their 92-year-old dad shoe shopping at the mall. While eating at the food court, the dad couldn’t stop staring at a teenager with bright, spiked hair in green, red, orange, and blue. The teen kept catching him looking.
Finally, the teen snapped, “What are you staring at, old man?”
The grandpa replied, “Sorry, kid… I’m just trying to figure out which branch of the military you served in.”