Trump Talks Tariffs—and Hair Care?
Amid major tariff announcements and a $2 trillion stock drop, former President Trump took an odd detour: his hair routine.
Speaking from the Oval Office on April 9, he signed an executive order changing the federal definition of “shower head,” blasting low water pressure rules as part of the “Obama-Biden war on water.”
“I like to take a nice shower to take care of my beautiful hair,” Trump said, blaming weak pressure for long showers and poor results.
The new rule targets regulations on showers, sinks, and toilets, aiming to “restore shower freedom.” Trump also teased future plans—like bringing back plastic straws.
So, in between tariffs and trade talks, Trump’s agenda now includes water flow and drinking straws. Stay tuned.
